Japan, the best wrestling, the best pop culture, the best electronics.
We all know who really won the war, right. Well this grand salute
to America's Ghostbusters comes from over there. Japanland. I
want to go.
High School Ghosthustlers, from the same folks that bring us
the FMW DVD's chock full of the worlds finest wrestles deliver
this Ghostbuster homage which takes place in Joblo High School
which has been possessed by some spirits with very over active
libidos. And this has the kids over at Keizai University less
than super-happy smile-grin.
This thing starts off is subtle fashion but really comes around
and we have our 3 heriones Kyoko, Mayu and Emi battling and looking
extra fine doing it. Kyoko is Japanese supermodel Senna Matsuda.
The biggest problem with the film is the plot line. It seems
that all the ghosts want to do is fuck, often and happily, the
Ghosthustlers are not down with that. Why? I do not know. Sex
seems to be not a good thing even though wowsa on the schoolgirl
outfits the Ghothustlers are sporting. I know the Japanese have
a weird pedophiliac fascination with the gals. I am not even gonna
mention this Hentai shit or the Japanese mass murder that happened
at an elementary school just recently. They scare me when you
start talking sex with the little bastards. We have a father character
who has battled these amoral apparitions before by using some
sort of bookmarks safety pinned to his Kimono, we do know that.
And guaranteed, he will help out our gals, when they need it.
There is some topless nudity, some orgasmic mutterings but it
is all fairly harmless until near the end when your realize that
the weird protoplasmic slug things which hang around on the floors
and the ceilings in the bathrooms are big ol' uncut Johnsons.
Yep, that is right, at first you say, "is that a Johnson,
that looks like a Johnson, Jumpin" then you say, "no
that ain't no Johnson, it can't be, it is just a big slug-thing."
Then one points right in the camera and jizzs right at ya. Then
you say "I knew that was a Johnson, there's big ol' uncut
Johnsons everywhere, Jumpin." Sure enough, the big payoff
at the end involes a Johnson which evolves into a 40 inch high
Johnson with teeth and tentacles and tries to do a Hustling thang
of his own on our heriones. But lo and behold that is not to be,
given the gals have a couple super Dust BustersTM, a stick with
some ribbon on the end and a lot of bookmarks.
The moral, Johnsons bad, expecially uncircumsized toothy ones,
sex bad in high school and me super-laughy ha-ha happy boy.
Get yours today. American Slime.
|The Good Guys!
|The Bad Guy!
|The gals, locked,
loaded, for the big clean up.
|Take that you evil
Mail Prof. Tread
Black Gestapo Black
Girl From Tobacco Row
Rape Squad Join
The Meateater Do
Dixie Dynamite POW!
Run Stranger Run
Horror House On Hwy 5
Behind Locked Doors It's
Nailgun Massacre Some
Bat Pussy It had to
Thunder Alley It is
Blood Freak A Classic
The Geek Bigfoot Porn
High School Ghosthustlers
Frankenstein Island You
SuperCock Not that kinda
The Alienator Feeling
Angel Midnight Fantasy
Vanity and the Beast
Tim Ritter's $0 budget wonder
Nightmare Prof. Tread
still can't sleep.
Shanty Tramp She is sumpin'
If Footmen Tire You...?
Viva' Knievel Evel of
The Killing Of A Chinese
Bookie! Smart Guy.
The Pink Angels Gayness,
The Burning The 80's,
ahhh the 80's.
Q - The Winged Serpant! Larry
Fight For Your Life!
WARNING Racist content
Walking Tall Buford Pusser
in the Hizouse!
Sleepaway Camp Internet
Born Losers Ya Loser!
Shriek of the Mutilated
Bro. George gets busy.
Bury Me An Angel
Gal Biker and more.
The Grim Reaper Reap
Abby One of William Girdler's
Deadbeat At Dawn A
Sonny Boy Carradine,
Great Hollywood Rape-Slaughter
Savage Weekend. Take
Dead and Buried. A Should-be
Hot Summer In Barefoot
Night Train To Terror
Revenge of the Cheerleaders
I Drink Your Blood Glug,
Vixen Russ Meyer and breasts!
Truck Stop Women Honnnk
Daddy's Deadly Darling!
Flesh Feast Maggots!
Soapy the Germ Fighter!
Why Doesn't Cathy Eat Breakfast?
Moonshine County Express!
The Night God Screamed!
White Dog Racists Pets!
Hunter's Blood City
Slickers get offed!
Devil Times Five Sean
Terror at the Red Wolf Inn
Headless Eyes See It
World's Greatest Sinner
One of the best!
The Baby! Goo Goo!
Summer Camp Nightmare Viva
Attack of the Beast Creatures
Let's Play Dead Incest
Island of Death Vacation
Evil Come, Evil Go! Bye,
Darktown Strutters Get
Poor Pretty Eddie Deep