1971's THE PINK ANGELS really isn't such an odd duck when you
think about it; after Easy Rider became a hit there was such a
glut of quickie cheapo biker flicks that film makers were anxious
for any kind of hook. So we were treated to evil biker gangs,
good biker gangs, black biker gangs, chick biker gangs, and even
a werewolf biker gang. So it cant be much of a shock that a lightbulb
went off over director Larry G. Brown's head one day leading to
THE PINK ANGELS, which as far as we know is still the worlds only
GAY BIKER FILM.
It's all pretty tame stuff really, there's never any kissing
or boinking between the Pink Angels, and aside from lots of prancing
and mincing there=s no real proof that the angels are indulging
in the unspeakable vice of the Greeks. I guess full on Manwich
sex might have been a bit too much for the southern drive-in crowd
that this thing was inexplicably targeted at. Even at this PG
level I can just imagine that a lot of good ol' boys did a spit-take
with their Old Milwaukee (A Damn man! This a goddamn quar movie!!?).
So anyway, the P.A.s are on a cross country trip to a big drag
ball and along the way have loads of confusing hi-jinks that include
ignoring strippers while admiring their outfits, run-ins with
mean redneck cops (was there any other kind of cop in the 70's?)
And getting into squabbles with a 100% hetero gang featuring Dan
Haggerty of "Grizzly Adams" fame.
As mentioned before it's all very confusing as the majority of
the movie seems to be improvised and I don't think any of the
cast was up to the job. So basically you've got 81 minutes of
a bunch of dudes who look like the 1st 3 rows of a Molly Hatchet
concert flitting about doing impersonations of the guy from the
"Peter Pan" website. There's a wacky ending though;
The P.A.s (In full drag) and the straight bikers all get lynched
out of nowhere by some right-wing white supremacist group while
some bad folk music plays us into the credits.
The message? Whether you stick anything in your butt or not,
if you have a hog between your legs the man will not let you live
|Real Americans dislike
Gestapo Black Exploitation?
From Tobacco Row It's Good!
Squad Join Today!
Meateater Do Not Touch!
Stranger Run Run Opie!
House On Hwy 5 Sheesh!
Locked Doors It's Dirty!
Massacre Some Like It.
Pussy It had to be done
Alley It is Rock.
Woman Truck. Woman.
Freak A Classic for You!
Geek Bigfoot Porn
School Ghosthustlers Wow!
Island You Must See!
Not that kinda Cock!
Alienator Feeling Alienated?
Island Vanity and the Beast
Spree Tim Ritter's $0 budget wonder
Prof. Tread still can't sleep.
Tramp She is sumpin' else.
Footmen Tire You...? Heavy religiosity!
Knievel Evel of Course!
Killing Of A Chinese Bookie! Smart Guy.
Pink Angels Gayness, and Bikes
Burning The 80's, ahhh the 80's.
- The Winged Serpant! Larry Cohen rules!
For Your Life! WARNING Racist content
Tall Buford Pusser in the Hizouse!
Camp Internet Geeks Unite!
Losers Ya Loser!
of the Mutilated Bro. George gets busy.
Me An Angel Gal Biker and more.
Grim Reaper Reap on.
One of William Girdler's triumphs.
At Dawn A Modern Classic.
Boy Carradine, Dress, Dourif!
Hollywood Rape-Slaughter Rare expose'.
Savage Weekend. Take
Dead and Buried.
A Should-be Classic.
Summer In Barefoot County. PeeUww!
Night Train To
Terror Choo Choo!
Drink Your Blood Glug, glug!
Russ Meyer and breasts!
Stop Women Honnnk HonnnnK!
Deadly Darling! Pigs!
the Germ Fighter! Clean up!
Doesn't Cathy Eat Breakfast? Why?!
County Express! Glug, Glug!
The Night God Screamed!
White Dog Racists
City Slickers get offed!
Times Five Sean MacGregor's Titantic!
at the Red Wolf Inn Burp!
Eyes See It
Greatest Sinner One of the best!
Baby! Goo Goo!
Camp Nightmare Viva the Revolution!
of the Beast Creatures Booga!
Play Dead Incest craziness!
of Death Vacation madness!
Come, Evil Go! Bye, Bye Sinners!
Strutters Get Black Sucker!
Pretty Eddie Deep South Craziness!
Golem Jewish Folklore or what?
NYC Apartment Blues
To Kill A Clown
Alan Alda Vietnam Vet!
Spook Who Sat Next To The Door Booya!
Woke Up Early The Day I Died Mr. Ed Wood.
Mutilation Man Andy Copp goes arty on us!
People Across The Lake Good TV!
Woman Hunt Load Up Gents.
Devil At You Heels Daring Devil.
Are The Damned Dammit!
Farm TV movie Classic!
|Pink, not the
wiggeriffic pop goddess but the Angels.
|Hell I don't
know, homosexuality = comedy!
|Get your motor
running, head out on the...head, that is funy.
|Ye Olde Dress
Shoppe gets some special business.
People joke right here.
|Look I just
got tired of making gay jokes, here are some boobs,
the gay bikers ignore these, I couldn't.
|MMMMM, I like
your leather seat....
blind or something, I don't know...