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Small Package Small Package

There you go...Angela was just fooling all along. She is a boy with a tally-wacker and everything. His daddy was light in the loafers which kinda tainted and confused his view of sexuality, but that ain't nothing, because once he went to live with Aunt Martha, things really got weird. Ricky was already a boy and Aunt Martha just needed one, so when the surviving child was a boy, Aunt Martha raised him as Angela, thus totally screwing the kids head on crooked. Once the kid had to deal with bullies, idiots and impending sexual situations...the fun began. The weird effect is achived by a college kid, who wore a big plaster version of Angela's head while freezing his ass off (note shrinkage) and, supposedly, crying because he didn't want to do the scene naked, but needed the dough. A small (literally) star was born. Thank You, Sleepaway Camp, thank you for the memories. Bow your heads. Let us pray. Hail Angela!