layer hidden off the screen

Prof. Tread's Mad Stupid Fresh Wiggaspeak 2001
or how you too can converse with Fred Durst.

Never hesitate to use your "bubble". After all, you're a "baller" and that "herb" next to you at the Limp Bisket show looking all "heated," is just a "straight-up" "hater."

Martha Stewart may be "mad" "gassed," but you respect her ability to create a "blazing" "crib" and her avowed refusal to accept anything "schwag." Understanable G.

In fact, since you're "dolo" "up in this piece," you probably wouldn't mind if she joined you to "puff" an "L." Now wouldn't that be "off the hook?" Of Course while jamming to "The Bisket"

For one thing, she is quite a "dime," and certainly preferable to all the "shiesty" "chicken heads" who, along with the "buffers," aggressively seek to "catch shots" with you and peers like Donald Trump and Fred Durst.

To keep them and other undesirables at bay, your "homie" Ron Perelman suggests acquiring the services of a "diesel" bodyguard, who should perhaps be armed with a "toolie." If nothing else, he can at least drive your "whip" and otherwise stand as evidence that your are hardly some "nolo." Hizat to the shizat, bizat. I think that is Yeddish.


go back baller