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-Why does God want me to not date?? Last month I had a fab 1st
date with a lovely, smart, sexy, together young woman. Since then
we've experienced break ups with room-mates, full-blown FLU attacks,
sick pets, huge fights with family members, attempted robberies,
friends attempting suicides, basically everything but Bin Laden
attacks. I don't know why the good Lord does not want me to date
this girl but I will continue to attempt to buy sushi dinners
for the young Miss Smokey. You hear me GOD!?!? I will court this
filly! IIIIIIII WWWWWIIIILLLLLLL YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!!!!!!!!!
(OK a little dramatic, but hey, I like the broad.)
-Scott Crosbie- nossir,
we don't like him.
The most gratifying part of our bumper sticker war against our
resident worthless fascist turd Scott Crosbie has been how many
people honestly dislike the little prick. E-mail us if you would
like a sticker, or just check around town. And for you cynics
out there, yes, we are looking for as much free publicity as we
can get. If we can cripple some asshole's future while we do it,
hey, so much the better.
-Girdler!….GIRDLER!!…..MUTHAFUCKIN
GIRDLER!!!! We met up with the supafine Girdler girl up there
in Loserville and enjoyed the fuck out of our evening. Asylum
Of Satan on the big screen? Shee-iit…….do I gotta tell
ya how cool it was? And yes, she is just as pretty as her picture….gotta
love a redhead, even if she is a damn yankee!
-Springs a 'comin peeps! If there is a drive in theater near
you it will be opening it's gates soon for another summer of the
way movies ought to be seen. Check your newspapers and go every
chance you get. I got no respect for anyone who doesn't drool
at the thought of a flick under the stars.
-Lethargy Baby!!- While Tread has been pumping out reviews
I've been thinking about maybe writing a review once in a while.
Maybe. I'll get us one sooner or later. (later. Much much later.
Yawn.
-Video
Screams! Video
Wasteland! Witching
Hour Video! Buy some friggin' tapes ya tool!
-Cheerleader night.
Titties. Cigars. Vodka. Olives. Bags o' ice. Live music and embarrassments
and delicious misunderstandings? Tee-hee . It won't cost you a
fucking single thin dime. It's What we hope will be the most distasteful
and ugly 3
hours in FRIGHTVISION history. Join us, join us, join us, JOIN
US.
-Our site traffic continues to steadily increase. We thank and
appreciate and love every one of ya. Tell your friends, who knows,
we might get to the point of making money off this shit!! Kiss
Kiss, and God bless you all, ya screwheads…….………..Joe
-AND ONE MORE THING! You fucking fucks never e-mail me a fucking
thing. Please send me some fucking e-mail
you fucking fucks. Assholes.
Email the Jumpin' One!
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