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-Is it just me or are you dying to see this new Sean Penn movie?
It's like spending 2 hours with a retarded person! Who the fuck
wouldn't want to see it? Why does every man who fancies himself
a great actor either has to play Satan or a tard at some point?
-Is it also just me or does Gus
Trikonis get a lot more play on this site than he deserves?
Anyway since we're talking about him a correction to my SUPERCOCK
review; Gus didn't direct THE HELLCATS, he just acted in it. So
there ya go.
-Lotsa endings lately in our suburb pretending to be a city,
first this great Thai place over on New Circle road burns down,
now comes word of the end of Ace Weekly, our local free alternative
newspaper and of Lynaghs music club (where yours truly once performed
to a full house that greeted the end of each song with a silent,
icy stare. Brrr.) With Lynaghs gone there will be a void left
felt by deluded white funk
bands, smelly hippie bands,
Eagles-influenced alt-country bands who sound like John Prine,
and John Prine-influenced alt-country bands who sound like the
Eagles. Godspeed Lynaghs. At least Lexington still has more Sushi
and Titty bars per square
foot than anywhere in the eastern United States.
-I know its hard to find weird sex sites on the net so I'll plug
one here; INSEX.COM
has lotsa freaky bondage stuff and an old friend of mine is running
it now so all you sick fucks should visit. (And for you feminists
out there, that old friend is a CHICK. What? What? What? What?!
What!?)
-Can't wait till Frightvision,
We are gonna have ourselves a time. Please join us as we bring
you The Cheerleaders(a BOF-certified 5-star fucking classic )
and hey, you think any other guests will be handing out FREE VODKA
MARTINIS?? In the meantime check out the new reviews (including
my worthless half-assed barely a paragraph write-up of SOAPY
THE GERM FIGHTER) and our brand new TRAILER
page which I think is cool as shit and I pray we don't get sued
over. Bye!
Email the Jumpin' One!
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