Harry H. Novak was a dirty old man. A sort of meat-and-potatoes
Russ Meyer, he shoveled loads of celluloid treats down America's
greedy smut-hole, among them these 2 hillbilly pud-pounders that
hold up very well since they were completely fucking filthy.
THE PIGKEEPERS DAUGHTER features a pair of drop dead gorgeous
redheads(check out those curves ladies, stop starving yourselves
and let some air in those tires!), a mom who looks a whole lot
better with nothing on, a filthy smelly University of Ky. fan
father, and a horny farmboy looking to poke some hay. True SEXINESS
might not happen, but SEXY's close cousin DIRTIENESS does show
up with lots of nudity and surprisingly graphic softcore humpin'..
.Or maybe not so surprising considering that the whole "down-on-the-farm"
unspoiled young beauty myth is the stuff of classic American erotica.
At least to guys, I guess. Or maybe its just the scene of one
sister getting slopped while the younger sister enjoys some heavy
bean flicking while watching. Yow! Plus some fine music. Uh-huh.
Almost as good is SASSY SUE, the DVD's co-feature which shows
us two more beauties in a bathtub tryst ending with the memorable
line "I thank I'm gonna come harder than I did layust time."
Both are available on one disc from Something Weird complete with
the usual trailers, short subjects, and the annoying "SWV"
bug over much of the material. Hey Vraney! We already paid for
the fucking thing, would it kill ya to take your logo off of it?
Could you imagine somebody pulling that shit with Shrek?
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A rare moment of
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A little self-maintenance... |
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The Pigkeeper's
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The horny bumpkin
gets in on the action |
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Gotta like boobs
alot. |
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I'm not sure they
are getting very clean. |
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